May 2012
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“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via incisio)
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WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE
ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS
HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be
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“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)
facts on facts on facts
(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
“…one day you may realize that you’ve lost the moon while counting the stars.”
– John O’Callaghan (via seabois)
ogremom:
when my sister first moved into her apartment we all piled into the car with her mattress strapped onto the top of it but one of the cords came loose and so for an hour from brampton to oakville we drove with the corner of her bed vibrating against the metal of the car and emitting this ungodly farting sound across highways and through densely populated neighborhood streets spectators...
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robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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Did someone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ?
hashtagshutthefuckup:
genowhirll:
time to go read my bedtime story
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