Voter fraud, by the numbers. From 2000-2007 there...
think-progress: 32,229 UFO sightings 352 deaths by lightning 9 possible cases of voter impersonation
What is your favorite word?” “And. It is so hopeful.– An interview with Margaret Atwood (via myprivateopera)
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
The first to apologize is the bravest, the first...
When we hold each other, in the darkness, it doesn’t make the darkness go away....– Neil Gaiman (via cartographe)
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.– Eleanor Roosevelt (via kari-shma)
whyamisorandom: OMG WHUT HAPPENED LOL
sluttiest-virgin: this just cured my depression
The moment of surrender when your mom brings home...
amandasalamey: lolsofunny: me today.
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Jager Man...
everything-but-hipsters: heyfunniest: He was number one.